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Glad that The Cryptid Bar has gone Intergalactic.

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All it’s missing is a loose chicken!

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So many questions, but mostly where have the aliens got the ingredients to have a stocked bar? Has Tesco Express gone intergalactic now?

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Dan and his emotional support Moon Facts book ♥️

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It’s not a proper Cryptid cocktail without some fruit carving!

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I for one welcome our alien overlords and have made them a cake

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I want to know what alien cocktails they're enjoying!

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Came in here to say this!

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Right? I really want to know all about their flavours! And whether we can digest them 🤣

What if they make cocktails out of Mongolian Death Worms? 🤯

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I think Dan might have to submit some corrections to that moon facts book now 😆

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Uhhh there is a Cryptid Bar on the Moon.. Sorry I have to goo... 😂

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Next Cryptid Cocktails!

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Man, I can't wait for those authentic Alien Bars they'll open up once they invade us. I've heard their drinks make you glow from the inside and only poison humans a little bit!

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That glowing will be useful when trying to stumble back home beyond the hours the local council leaves the streetlights switched on for.

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Roll for persuasion.

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Maybe Dan can win them over with some of those moon facts

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Say what you will about the alien captain plotting an invasion, he mixes a mean martini.

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They'll be breaking out the tins of condensed milk in a mo

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That's such a good argument! Well there's also a lie... but then follows a very good argument.

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Ohhhh the plot thickens

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